THESE ARE CUTE-ASS TORTILLAS. I CAN’T EVEN FUCKING DEAL WITH THIS, SHIT!
GET OUT 4 SLICES OF BACON, HALF A RED APPLE, AND 2 SLICES OF CHEDDAR CHEESE. 
CUT THE CORE AND FUCKING SEEDS OUT, THEN HACK AT YOUR APPLE UNTIL IT’S IN THIN LITTLE SLICES, BEGGING FOR FORGIVENESS. 

NOW THAT’S AN APPLE THAT KNOWS IT’S PLACE!
PUT TWO PAPER TOWELS ON A PLATE, SLAP YOUR FUCKING BACON ON TOP, AND PUT ANOTHER TWO PAPER TOWELS ON TOP AND SHOVE THAT BASTARD IN THE MICROWAVE. 
HEAT IT FOR 2 MINUTES, CHECK THAT BITCH, THEN HEAT IT FOR ANOTHER MINUTE IF YOU DON’T THINK IT’S CRISPY ENOUGH FOR YOUR HARDCORE LIFE!
SLAP THAT BACON INTO THE TORTILLA, SHOVE SOME APPLE SLICES ALONGSIDE SO THEY’LL MAKE BEAUTIFUL APPLE-BACON CHILDREN, AND LINE THE WHOLE LOVEMAKING SHOW WITH THE CHEDDAR CHEESE. 
WRAP YOUR TORTILLA AROUND IT SO THEY DON’T GET COLD AND FUCK, TOSS IT IN THE MICROWAVE FOR 45 SECONDS SO IT’S EXTRA DELICIOUS. 
NOW SHOVE IT IN YOUR FACE AND ENJOY YOUR BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS!

THESE ARE CUTE-ASS TORTILLAS. I CAN’T EVEN FUCKING DEAL WITH THIS, SHIT!

GET OUT 4 SLICES OF BACON, HALF A RED APPLE, AND 2 SLICES OF CHEDDAR CHEESE

CUT THE CORE AND FUCKING SEEDS OUT, THEN HACK AT YOUR APPLE UNTIL IT’S IN THIN LITTLE SLICES, BEGGING FOR FORGIVENESS. 

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NOW THAT’S AN APPLE THAT KNOWS IT’S PLACE!

PUT TWO PAPER TOWELS ON A PLATE, SLAP YOUR FUCKING BACON ON TOP, AND PUT ANOTHER TWO PAPER TOWELS ON TOP AND SHOVE THAT BASTARD IN THE MICROWAVE. 

HEAT IT FOR 2 MINUTES, CHECK THAT BITCH, THEN HEAT IT FOR ANOTHER MINUTE IF YOU DON’T THINK IT’S CRISPY ENOUGH FOR YOUR HARDCORE LIFE!

SLAP THAT BACON INTO THE TORTILLA, SHOVE SOME APPLE SLICES ALONGSIDE SO THEY’LL MAKE BEAUTIFUL APPLE-BACON CHILDREN, AND LINE THE WHOLE LOVEMAKING SHOW WITH THE CHEDDAR CHEESE. 

WRAP YOUR TORTILLA AROUND IT SO THEY DON’T GET COLD AND FUCK, TOSS IT IN THE MICROWAVE FOR 45 SECONDS SO IT’S EXTRA DELICIOUS. 

NOW SHOVE IT IN YOUR FACE AND ENJOY YOUR BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS!

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