ATTENTION, CLASSY MOTHERFUCKERS! VEGANS ARE OK.

YOU NEED TO CALM YOUR TITTIES AND LOOK AT WHAT THE FUCK YOU’RE POSTING, OKAY?

VEGANS DON’T EAT ANIMAL PRODUCTS AND THAT’S PRETTY HARDCORE IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT. 

HOW MUCH FUCKING THOUGHT AND CONSIDERATION DO YOU PUT INTO EVERY MORSEL FOOD YOU SHOVE INTO YOUR FACE? UNLESS YOU HAVE MEDICAL RESTRICTIONS, NOT FUCKING MUCH, OKAY?

IT’S LIKE THOSE JOGGERS WHO RUN IN SHORTS DURING THE WINTER. WHY THE FUCK CAN’T THEY JUST RUN INSIDE, OR PUT MORE CLOTHES ON?

WELL WHY THE FUCK SHOULD THEY? IT’S THEIR DAMN CHOICE TO RUN IN THE SLEET AND IT’S VEGAN’S CHOICES TO NOT EAT ANIMALS, AND WE SHOULD FUCKING RESPECT THAT!

WILL I MIMIC THEIR CHOICES? FUCK NO, BACON IS AWESOME

DON’T FUCKING INSULT THEM, GOT IT? 

GREAT, NOW GO BACK TO YOUR LIFE. 

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