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HERE’S SOME MORE AVOCADO-RELATED DELICIOUSNESS.

  • 1 AVOCADO (remove the pit and skin, asshole)
  • 1 cup skim ricotta cheese
  • 1 cup plain low-fat or nonfat Greek yogurt
  • 3 tablespoons honey (or more if you’re really passionate about honey)
  • 2 tablespoons finely grated orange zest (the peel, assholes. finely grate the outside of the peel. not the white stuff, that’s nasty.)
  • 1 orange (only the insides, we already used the fucking peel for zest)
  • 3/4 cup apple juice (quest your way to the highest percentage of apple without adding seeds)
  • 1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon (hulk smash)

PUREE THAT SHIT IN A BLENDER.

NOW POUR IT IN A CUP, DRINK IT DOWN, AND GO ON YOUR MERRY WAY TO BACKFLIP OUT WINDOWS AND CHALLENGE A FLIGHTLESS BIRD TO A MARTIAL ARTS TOURNAMENT! WIPE ON, WIPE OFF, MOTHERFUCKERS!

THIS SHIT SERVES FOUR, OR ONE REALLY THIRSTY MAJESTIC ASSHOLE.

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    i just made this and it is ridiculously good. i also added honey and a bunch of ice. next time i might put in a little...
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