Cannibalism is the nonconsensual consumption of another human’s body matter. In the United States, there are no laws against cannibalism per se, but the act of cannibalism would probably violate laws against murder and against desecration of corpses.

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Note: People can consent to be eaten, but not if it ends in their death. Cases where a person gives full consent to be killed and their body eaten still ends up with the cannibal being sentenced for murder and body desecration. 

Make sure your friend stays alive, yeah?

The easiest way to engage in cannibalism is to just ask someone who is pregnant if you can have their placenta after they’re finished with it. If you ARE that person, that’s called ‘autocannibalism’ 

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