LAVA CAKE IS HELLA BOSS
HARDCORE PARTY PEOPLE SHOULD BE ABLE TO FEEL COMFORTABLE WITH WHATEVERTHEFUCK SEXUALITY THEY FEEL COURSING THROUGH THEIR ADAMANTIUM-LINED BONES. 
ASEXUALITY? MY MINTY CUP OF TEA, ACTUALLY. (DON’T YOU FUCKING START WITH THE AMOEBA JOKES, ASSHATS. EDUCATE YOUR FUCKING FACE, THANK-YOU-VERY-MUCH )
DEMI? FLUID? GAY? STRAIGHT? ARE YOU ONLY SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO TOM HIDDLESTON AND SCARLETT JOHANSSON, AND ONLY WHEN THEY’RE IN THE SAME ROOM AND DRESSED IN LEATHER?
HAVE AT IT, YOU BEAUTIFUL ASSHOLES. RIDE ON YOUR DIAMOND-ARMORED HORSE, FIRING ARROWS INTO THE FUCKING SUNSET, WHILE THE NETHER ROCK ROASTS YOUR ENEMIES IN THE DISTANCE. 
WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT, YOU ROCK IT HARD. 
ANYONE WHO SAYS DIFFERENTLY CAN EAT MY ENCHANTED SWORD. (+7 against cowards who use anon for hate)

LAVA CAKE IS HELLA BOSS

HARDCORE PARTY PEOPLE SHOULD BE ABLE TO FEEL COMFORTABLE WITH WHATEVERTHEFUCK SEXUALITY THEY FEEL COURSING THROUGH THEIR ADAMANTIUM-LINED BONES. 

ASEXUALITY? MY MINTY CUP OF TEA, ACTUALLY. (DON’T YOU FUCKING START WITH THE AMOEBA JOKES, ASSHATS. EDUCATE YOUR FUCKING FACE, THANK-YOU-VERY-MUCH )

DEMI? FLUID? GAY? STRAIGHT? ARE YOU ONLY SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO TOM HIDDLESTON AND SCARLETT JOHANSSON, AND ONLY WHEN THEY’RE IN THE SAME ROOM AND DRESSED IN LEATHER?

HAVE AT IT, YOU BEAUTIFUL ASSHOLES. RIDE ON YOUR DIAMOND-ARMORED HORSE, FIRING ARROWS INTO THE FUCKING SUNSET, WHILE THE NETHER ROCK ROASTS YOUR ENEMIES IN THE DISTANCE. 

WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT, YOU ROCK IT HARD. 

ANYONE WHO SAYS DIFFERENTLY CAN EAT MY ENCHANTED SWORD. (+7 against cowards who use anon for hate)

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